This seems like an appropriate time to remind parents everywhere that vaccinating your kids is the loving thing to do.
Refusing to do it because you don’t understand science, or you think your DNA will break, or a celebrity encouraged you to listen to yourself instead of experts, or you believe vaccinations are a Mark of the Beast is both wildly irresponsible and a reminder of why some people should never have children.
Anyway, don’t take it from me. Listen to Flo & Joan:
The whole song is great, and it gets even funnier as it goes on, but I loved this bit:
Hush little baby, don’t say a word,
Daddy’s going to cure you with good wishes and herbs.
And if those good wishes do you wrong,
You won’t have to worry ’cause you won’t last long.
(Thanks to David for the link)