Following Donald Trump‘s latest Bible-related disaster where he couldn’t even name his favorite verse and claimed to love the Old and New Testament equally, the #TrumpBible hashtag began trending on Twitter, with people suggesting what the Good Book would look like with the Trump stamp of approval:
#TrumpBible "Jesus said give to the poor. You know what? He was poor! Yeah, another loser looking for a handout. I’m glad they killed him."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 27, 2015
Look I like Jesus. Anyone that can feed 5k people with 2 fish is sharp. Big mistake not charging. But I still like him. #TrumpBible
— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 29, 2015
"I don't like Jesus, he got crucified. I like the saviors who DON'T get crucified." #TrumpBible
— Dan Massett (@danielmassett) August 28, 2015
Mary Magdalene was a bimbo, we all know that. But her greatest sin is letting herself go, not the perfect 10 she used to be. Sad.#TrumpBible
— Elizabeth Collins (@raisedbygaysok) August 28, 2015
God made Adam and Eve. Then God said, "Eve has a nice figure, and if she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. " #TrumpBible
— Ian Hale (@Allhaleian) August 28, 2015
Cain, Abel, both good friends. Cain got into agriculture, bad business. But he murdered his competition. That's leadership. #TrumpBible
— Benjamin Riley (@benjaminjriley) August 27, 2015
There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP.
#TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
This hashtag is gonna be yuge.
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