Watch This Christian Lady Swear Up a Storm While Preaching at Walmart Customers January 22, 2020

Watch This Christian Lady Swear Up a Storm While Preaching at Walmart Customers

***Update***: A Reddit user says this occurred in a Meijer grocery store, not a Walmart. No confirmation yet.

Imagine you go to Walmart, do your shopping, and now you’re ready to pay for everything and leave.

That’s when the customer behind you begins to proselytize. She wants you to know all about Jesus. Awkward. Annoying. You want it to end. You politely tell her you’re not interested.

Then she gets mad. And she yells at you. And it turns out she swears like a goddamn pirate. (Sample line: “Shut your f**kin’ mouth, b*tch. If you don’t have Jesus Christ in your heart, I feel f**kin’ sorry for you.”)

That’s when you break out your phone to get it all on tape.

The language is totally NSFW, in case that’s not obvious.

Nothing says the love of Christ more than a woman who drops the F-bomb in every sentence… Though I suppose that would make Joel Osteen‘s sermons a lot more interesting.

The best part is the end where (spoiler!) she’s handcuffed and taken away, to the delight of at least one applauding shopper.

No word yet on who she is. But on behalf of atheists everywhere, I want to thank her for everything she just did for our cause.

(Thanks to Dan for the link)


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