“Modest is Hottest” Isn’t the Lighthearted Song This Christian Thinks It Is June 20, 2021

“Modest is Hottest” Isn’t the Lighthearted Song This Christian Thinks It Is

Matthew West has had a long successful career in Christian music. He’s released several albums, won many awards, and even written chart-topping songs for popular mainstream artists. All that’s to say he has a lot of pull in the Christian music world.

So on Friday, when he released a new song called “Modest is Hottest,” people were paying attention. At first glance, the song appears to be a parody of purity culture. He even referred to it as a “light-hearted take on an age-old struggle.”

But then you hear the lyrics. And you realize you were wrong. Very wrong.

Dear daughter, it’s me your father
I think it’s time we had a talk
The boys are coming around because your beautiful
And it’s all your mother’s fault

Now I have been trying hard to raise you up right
No drinkin’, no smokin’, no swearin’
But your old man has got a little more advice
When it comes to the clothes that your wearing

Modest Is Hottest
The latest fashion trend is a little more Amish
A little less Kardashian
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks

Honey, Modest Is Hottest
Sincerely, your Dad
If catching you doing dances on the TikTok
In a crop top
So help me God
You will be grounded til the world stops
I am just kidding…no I’m Not

All the parents be saying their prayers
That all their girls they be wearing more layers
Moms and Dads around the world yea their on their knees
Lord make them more like Jesus and less like Cardi B

No offence to Cardi B
I am sure she’s a really nice girl and Jesus loves her but I just think…

What the boys really love is a one piece
With a raincoat over that

Honey, Modest is hottest,
Sincerely your Dad

Trust me Modest is Hottest
Sincerely, your Dad

It’s as “light-hearted” as all those creepy images of couples on Prom Night with the girl’s dad in the background holding a rifle.

That song is meant to be encouraging to his (underage) daughters, but it just repeats the same old damaging tropes that blame women (and girls) for the bad behavior of men (and boys). Didn’t we already have this conversation when all those evangelical women spoke out against Purity Culture? All those times Joshua Harris apologized for his infamous book? Is it really that hard to avert your eyes or treat women as people rather than sex objects?

West’s message here is clear: If his daughter dresses like Cardi B, her worth will diminish in his eyes no matter what else she ever accomplishes.

While the song doesn’t directly shame women, it sets the stage for blaming them if they ever get assaulted or raped — things that have happened to women wearing burqas, sweatpants, and all forms of clothing that West would surely deem “modest.”

It’s odd that women are given so much responsibility for male behavior considering Jesus said “If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out.”

Given all the things that rhyme with those last three words, maybe West should consider a song about that.

For what it’s worth, a lot of people (including Christians) are calling West out for perpetuating these harmful ideas:

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