Christian “Prophetess”: If Trump is Re-Elected, God Will Cure Cancer

Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” who thinks Heaven is home to cows driving tractors and a city made entirely out of Jell-O, and who thinks angels use the phrase “Sleepy Joe,” now knows exactly what will happen if Donald Trump is re-elected.

As I write this, Trump has not been re-elected and may in fact lose.

But still. Kerr’s theories are… a lot.

According to Kerr, here’s what God told her would be invented during a second Trump term:

… He did tell me this: There’d be five new energy sources that we don’t even have right now… This is something for our lifetime. These cures for diseases. Cancer will not exist. I really believe they’ve already found the cure… There’s new inventions coming. Once we step into this continued season of Trump, and even the next years after that, it will increase… Trump is gonna push through, get a lot done, but those coming after him, like Pence and others, great men of God, will get things done much faster because Trump was here because he did what God told him to do, and there will be inventions we never even dreamed of having that will make life less expensive for us, that will be available to people everywhere…

Amazing. I mean, it seems unlikely that we’d find a cure for cancer — as if there’s only one kind of “cancer” — when we can’t even get COVID under control and we’re all still waiting on a safe vaccine. But apparently God was just biding his time in order to get Trump a second term before He released His good stuff. Seems like a backwards strategy, considering that cancer cure could’ve guaranteed a second term on its own, but what do I know?

(via Right Wing Watch)