Legal Contract Website Offers Template for Those Who Want to Sell Their Soul to the Devil August 12, 2016

Legal Contract Website Offers Template for Those Who Want to Sell Their Soul to the Devil

In case any of you are interested in selling your soul to the highest bidder, I got you covered.

The website LegalTemplates.net is exactly what you’d expect. It helps you create contracts of all kinds. And as an incentive for people to test it out, they have a document that should help settle things between you and Satan.

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Do you need to learn how to sell your soul to the Devil? Here at LegalTemplates.net, we are familiar with processes for both selling unwanted property as well as committing an everlasting soul to eternal damnation. I mean, we work in law, so it comes with the territory.

That’s why we at LegalTemplates.net want to help you out with your legal documents and other day-to-day legal needs. Instead of you wading into the morally suspect waters of the judicial system, just download documentation from us and avoid the inevitable run-in with Lucifer or his suit-adorned minions.

If nothing else, you’ll enjoy filling in the blanks in the template. Good luck!

And don’t give up your soul for anything less than $5. It’s worth at least that much.

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