“He Flies”: The Gospel Song About the Flying Spaghetti Monster We Need Right Now

This song about our Lord and Savior doesn’t get heard in church nearly enough.

Which is too bad considering it’s a perfect prelude to a pasta potluck.

That singer is Whitney Avalon, who made a delightful video years ago in which she explained various religious beliefs to a child… who wasn’t buying any of it.

R’Amen, everyone.