Maybe you were thinking, “I want to take my family on a road trip, but I don’t want my kids to learn anything…”
Don’t worry! This map of all the Creationist museums around the country (and beyond) should help you plan your journey:
Ken Ham really loves the site, though he adds in an amusing footnote, “… since we have not visited all of these places, we cannot vouch for the viewpoints or beliefs presented.”
Right… Because there’s always the possibility that one of these places might include actual science, and that would be a travesty.