The Bible Makes Way More Sense as a Series of “Florida Man” Stories April 15, 2021

The Bible Makes Way More Sense as a Series of “Florida Man” Stories

There’s no better framing for the Bible than treating it as a series of Florida Man stories. It’s a lot more realistic that way.

Yesterday, a Redditor asked people for their favorite Florida Man Bible stories, and commenters delivered:

There are so many more where those came from. And now the Bible finally makes sense.

(Image via Shutterstock. Thanks to @Eriquimus_Prime for the link)

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