Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, knows that nothing annoys God more than people who (claim to) come so close to dying… but live to tell about it.
To quote one YouTube commenter, “Near death experiences are equivalent to ringing God’s doorbell, then running away before he can answer it.”
It’s downright rude, really, to escape God’s grasp when you’re that close.
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