This Irish Catholic Woman Will Make You Never Want to Have Sex

I have a baby and even I cringed while listening to this decades-old video of an Irish Catholic woman explaining how sex works.

… It’s amazing, you know, how God made it. Because while they’re making love and being happy together, the woman feels her vagina becoming, you know, slippery inside, so that the penis can easily slip in and out.

No trouble.

So he slips his penis into her vagina, gives her the sperm, then she has the sperm. Then the penis slips out. And that’s all.

Well, if the goal of the video was to keep me abstinent, it worked. Who needs contraception when you can just watch this clip and lose all desire?