I Guess a Broken Telephone Pole in the Shape of a Cross Makes Up for All the Tornado Damage. Thanks, God!

Last night, a tornado ravaged Oklahoma City and nearby Moore, leaving a lot of damage in its wake. At least one person died, several more are injured, and thousands of people have no power.

But don’t worry.

“God is with us,” said one Oklahoma teen:

You know, just once, it’d be nice for God to stop by without going ballistic on the way there…

Since no one else seems to be saying it, that’s just a broken telephone pole. But give it a few more days and I’m sure locals will fight to prevent it from being fixed because, you know, Christian persecution and all.

If you’re able, you can make a donation to the Red Cross here for relief efforts. That, unlike God’s misguided messaging, will actually help people affected by the tornado.

(Thanks to Eric for the link)