Christian “Prophet”: If You Curse Me, God “Will Let Me Hear Your Conversation” September 8, 2021

Christian “Prophet”: If You Curse Me, God “Will Let Me Hear Your Conversation”

Self-described “prophet” Robin Bullock, who recently claimed that God lives in a giant cube made of gelatin, really hates it when people mock him.

And yesterday, he issued a warning to anyone who might criticize him: Be careful because he can hear you.

… But I’m… I’m a prophet. I hear the Word of the Lord. I heard the conversation of two people…

Listen to me tell you something… I’m speaking to the enemies of God right now. Don’t… Don’t curse me. Don’t talk against God. Don’t curse me. And don’t say… because the Lord will let me hear your conversation! I will hear you speak… When it comes to these things, the Lord opens it up and I hear ’em!

Speaking on behalf of all enemies of God, let me say this to Bullock: We don’t care. By all means, we hope you hear us. We hope you see us mocking you and never taking you seriously, and we hope it eventually encourages you to stop lying to gullible Christians and find a more honorable line of work doing damn near anything else.

You don’t have to keep pretending you have a direct line to God. You can stop the grift at anytime.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)


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