Police in Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania successfully stopped an exorcism taking place in the lumber aisle inside a Home Depot this week.
And if you’re trying to make sense of that sentence, you’re not alone.
Earlier this week, the Dickson City Police Department posted its list of local incidents and people quickly noticed one of the items on the list:
3:26pm Commerce Blvd. @ Home Depot for disorderly people having an exorcism in the lumber isle for the dead trees. They were escorted out of the building.
Say what now…?
Why do the dead trees need an exorcism?
Are we trying to get them to come back to life?
Was this a problem in the past?
Are there demons involved?
No charges were filed. The police only said “bad behavior” was involved.
It’s not clear if the exorcism was sincere or a prank. Still, I would like to know if the culprits think they eradicated the evil tree demons.
(Image via WYOU. Thanks to Scott for the link)