“Prophetess”: My Army of “5 Billion” Angels Will Solve the World’s Problems June 6, 2021

“Prophetess”: My Army of “5 Billion” Angels Will Solve the World’s Problems

Self-proclaimed Christian “prophetess” Kat Kerr said back in June of 2020 that she was going to assign 100,000,000 angels to protect the Republican National Convention. Last week, she said she was going to dispatch 100,000,000 angels to protect Israel.

That’s why I’m shocked to tell you her army is getting larger.

Kerr said Wednesday that she now has an army of 5 billion angels at her disposal.

Last night, I was out there sending 5 billion of them to go worldwide to make a… sweep for the next 30 days, 24 hours a day, to dispose any unseen, unknown, wickedness, evil, cheating, stealing, lying, controlling, whether it was spirits or people or [demons?]… and I sent 5 billion last night out to go do that, and immediately, they went. And they’re gonna go to every city and every country — even some that people don’t know about yet are about to find out about it.

I know I should probably ask about these countries no one knows about yet… but how did these angels multiply?! How did the army grow that big in a week? What are the recruiting tactics? Are the angels having babies? Are all these angels registered somewhere? Will the army continue growing exponentially? And why does host Steve Shultz never have any follow-up questions?!

Maybe one day we’ll find out.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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