Christian Conspiracist: God is Secretly Helping Trump Defeat Soros and Gates April 25, 2021

Christian Conspiracist: God is Secretly Helping Trump Defeat Soros and Gates

Conspiracy theorist Johnny Enlow, who thinks Donald Trump is president in Heaven while also reigning over the White House in secret, now says Trump is on a mission from God to “take downGeorge Soros, Bill Gates, and other bogeymen for the Religion Right.

(This must come as a shock to Trump, I’m sure.)

“While people are looking at who’s in Biden’s seat, the traditional presidential seat, [People say], ‘Well, how can you say Trump’s doing something when he’s not there?’” Enlow said. “Believe me, that is not the power position, particularly the way it is right now in the nation.”

President Trump is on assignment and he’s anointed by God and the archangels are working with him,” Enlow continued. “Michael is working with — it’s not that he’s serving Trump, it’s the other way around — and Zerachiel and Gabriel; but what they are going after and what is being contended for — and it’s just about done — is the seats that we’re talking about, like the Soros and the Gates and the Rothchilds, those seats that really control and effect world dynamics. Those things are being taken care of behind the scenes, and it would have been harder for President Trump to do so staying seated in the other seat.”

Amazing. Trump is apparently both the legitimate president and the guy working “behind the scenes,” all while he’s holed up in Florida playing golf and doing GOP fundraisers. (I, too, am actually the rightful queen of England even though I’m not sitting on the throne or live in England.)

Anything is possible when your beliefs aren’t grounded in reality.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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