“Prophetess”: St. Patrick’s Mansion in Heaven is Surrounded by Singing Shamrocks March 17, 2021

“Prophetess”: St. Patrick’s Mansion in Heaven is Surrounded by Singing Shamrocks

Self-proclaimed Christian “prophetess” Kat Kerr already thinks Heaven is home to football, cows driving tractors and a city made entirely out of Jell-O, and a warehouse full of body parts.

Now she has some details on what St. Patrick is doing up there.

Speaking this afternoon with Steve Shultz of Elijah List, Kerr explained some previously unknown details about St. Patrick’s house in Heaven.

… Patrick was a great winner of souls. And he is — I can tell you — he is in Heaven. I have seen his mansion. And because Jesus also has a sense of humor, He built Patrick’s mansion in a field of five-foot-tall shamrocks. [Laughs]

[SHULTZ: Wow! Really?!… You’ve seen that in Heaven?]

Yeah… I did. I saw him in Heaven, and so he’s got all these shamrocks that sing to him and they work with Jesus Christ because God has a sense of humor…

Kat Kerr claims St. Patrick’s mansion is surrounded by five-foot-tall singing shamrocks and people still think Christianity is reasonable.

I’m more amused by the idea that some people get to Heaven only to find crappy housing. If St. Patrick gets a mansion, it implies someone’s paying monthly rent on a studio in the bad part of town.

I’m not surprised that Shultz just takes this all as fact. He just accepts it, asks no follow-up questions, and never tells the audience that Kerr is lying to them. Because when you run a ministry, you rely on people accepting even the most obvious lies.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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