Pastor: Trump Will Still Win Because God Wouldn’t Want People Mocking Me November 7, 2020

Pastor: Trump Will Still Win Because God Wouldn’t Want People Mocking Me

Pastor Curt Landry, who said weeks ago that God would curse you for voting for Joe Biden, now says God would never let Biden win because that would make guys like him look dumb… and WHY WOULD GOD DO THAT?!

Speaking as if he were God, Landry said:

“Son of man, do you think that I am going to allow my prophets who prophesied Trump’s second term and prophesied all this goodness coming to this nation to be mocked by a mass media manipulation?” Landry asked rhetorically, speaking on behalf of God. “The Lord says, ‘No, I shall not. For my namesake, I shall protect my word, I shall protect my people, I shall protect my prophets from this evil destruction. For I shall pull back the veil and I shall reveal that which is done in darkness. For they who shift the votes and move the boxes around, those who raised the dead and the dead vote, I will expose them says the Lord. For they may be tricky men, but they shall not trick me,’ says the Lord.”

I don’t know why he thinks losing this election will make people start mocking him when we’ve been making fun of Landry for much longer than that. I still find it unbelievable, though, that these delusional Christians think God will “shift the votes” when you would think God would’ve found an easier way to move the electorate in Trump’s direction.

But then — as if tempting future mockery — Landry explained exactly how Trump would win this race:

“And the Lord says, ‘Son of Man, prophesy onto Wisconsin, that it will go red for Trump,’” Landry declared. “‘Prophesy onto Michigan that it will go red for Trump. Prophesy onto Pennsylvania that it goes red for Trump. Prophesy onto North Carolina that it goes red for Trump. Prophesy onto Georgia that it goes red for Trump. Prophesy onto to Nevada that it goes red for Trump. Prophesy for recounts in places where the corruption is there. Prophesy that the media will cancel the assignment to call the election.’”

Biden has won this race. It’s been called.

The question is: When will Landry admit defeat? Or will be take after his savior Trump and refuse to concede, ever?

(via Right Wing Watch)

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