Preacher: God, Please Don’t Let Trump Get “Ingloriously Beaten” on Election Day October 17, 2020

Preacher: God, Please Don’t Let Trump Get “Ingloriously Beaten” on Election Day

MAGA cultist and right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau, who recently claimed Kamala Harris was a tool of Satan, is now desperately pleading to God not to let Republicans get embarrassed in the elections.

“Father, in the name of Jesus, we believe that you’re going to have mercy on America,” Wallnau declared. “I believe Donald Trump has unfinished business in the nations. And I believe you will not let someone who has stood with Israel and stood with Christians, you will not let them be ingloriously beaten and embarrassed by your enemies. Because your name is part of this, Lord. What would the heathens say? What would the radicals say? What would the communists say when someone who stands with you so conspicuously does not have a friend in high places watching over them? But I believe you are going to watch over this president.”

We would laugh, Lance. After we finish weeping for joy, we’re all gonna laugh at you. You, specifically.

And if the Senate flips, we’ll laugh even harder.

You would think a God who apparently requires Trump to achieve His goals would be smart enough not to let His vessel’s utter incompetence derail the entire party. But God’s myopia would certainly explain why white evangelicals are willing to follow Trump off a cliff at this point.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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