Cindy Jacobs: My Prayers Can Bring Dead Animals Back to Life April 19, 2020

Cindy Jacobs: My Prayers Can Bring Dead Animals Back to Life

Cindy Jacobs, co-founder of Generals International and a self-described faith healer who can turn metal into bone, make a grown woman grow taller, and control the weather, is just coming off one of her worst failures yet.

In early March, she literally declared the coronavirus “illegal” and ordered it to “cease worldwide.”

Whoops.

You won’t find any apologies about that in a livestream she did Friday night. but she did spend a couple of minutes talking about how she brings animals back to life through prayer.

In fact, in one case, she accidentally broke a cat’s neck only to apparently bring it back to life seconds later.

All that power and still no clue how to turn her camera horizontally…

Amazing how the animals only come back to life when she’s around there’s no camera to document any of it. But instead of going to an animal shelter or helping pet owners, she’s content to just use her powers when it involves animals that she has a personal connection to.

The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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