This Right-Wing Pastor Is Desperate for a Church Audience, So He Created His Own April 15, 2020

This Right-Wing Pastor Is Desperate for a Church Audience, So He Created His Own

Right-wing pastor Perry Stone finally figured out how to preach to an audience without anyone catching COVID-19.

The man best known to the internet for checking his phone while speaking on tongues and for claiming to speak four languages at once (also in tongues) delivered perhaps his greatest sermon yet yesterday.

Or maybe it’s the saddest.

He began by saying “I know this is going against all the rules, but I have an audience here,” but have no fear because “there is absolutely no way they will ever get this virus.”

I won’t spoil it for you.

Just watch.

Jeff Dunham, eat your heart out.

Usually pastors speak to a real audience about an imaginary threat. This guy’s speaking to a fake audience about a real one.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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