I know Easter Sunday is a big money-maker for churches and this year presents an imminent threat to pastors because of COVID-19… but this still strikes me as a strange compromise.
Charismatic preacher Chuck Pierce, a so-called “prophet,” plans to host a “CAR ANOINTING FIRE TUNNEL” (his emphasis) at his Glory of Zion International Ministries in Denton, Texas this Sunday morning. (He’s also celebrating Passover in the Jewish year 5780.)
Sunday morning from 7am-9am we will have a CAR ANOINTING FIRE TUNNEL! We will anoint your car, serve a safe and sealed communion for each person in the car, and distribute special anointing and healing Passover balms to each vehicle. Do not miss what is sure to be an ANOINTED procession!
Not sure where the fire comes in… but I guess it counts as a free trip through Hell that includes bonus oil so that everyone can celebrate their favorite myth.
People would be safer if they just stayed home. COVID-19 travels between people, but bullshit can spread through any barrier, I promise.
(via Pulpit and Pen)