Did you know the coronavirus pandemic is going to end soon?
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland says it’s true… because God spoke to him. And he took careful notes.
God told Kenneth Copeland that the coronavirus outbreak will be over soon because “Christian people all over this country praying have overwhelmed it." https://t.co/YFhZGz6YBO pic.twitter.com/da6Cpvv7qV
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 17, 2020
… And suddenly, the Lord said this to me! And I jumped up, ran in there, and wrote it out.
“This disease, called CODV-19 [sic], will be over much sooner than you think. Christian people all over this country praying have overwhelmed it. Give Me all the glory, sayeth the spirit of grace. And many, many people will come to know Me through it. I’m still Lord of the Nation. I’m on the throne. And faith in Me changes things.”
God is one arrogant deity. I guess Copeland didn’t have the good sense to ask why God created the pandemic, or why thousands of people had to die so far, or why it takes a virus to get people to accept Him, or why all those other diseases (cancer, AIDS, malaria, etc.) are still killing people if the coronavirus is so much more effective.
Copeland, of course, claimed to “cure” the virus last week by asking viewers to touch their TV screens.
Somehow that didn’t do the trick. But the disease will soon disappear anyway, and only Copeland was privy to that secret! Who could’ve guessed.
(via Right Wing Watch)