Pastor: Noah’s Family Cleared Away 12 Tons of Animal Feces on the Ark Every Day February 2, 2020

Pastor: Noah’s Family Cleared Away 12 Tons of Animal Feces on the Ark Every Day

Right-wing pastor Perry Stone, best known for checking his phone while speaking on tongues, made a rather unusual claim during a recent on-the-spot sermon in the Golan Heights.

He was discussing why Noah’s Ark is literally true and tried to explain how Noah’s family handled all the animal waste…

It is estimated that there was 5 to 12 tons of manure a day on the Ark. Now there was a window on top of that Ark that could be opened — it actually was on the side, not the top, it’s on the side — where they could throw it out if they needed to, so it doesn’t necessarily mean it piled piled piled, they had a way getting rid of it, no doubt.

To reiterate: He’s saying Noah’s family — all eight of them — managed to clear away up to 12 tons of animal shit on a daily basis.

If you’ve ever wondered how so many people could believe a fundamentalist interpretation of the Bible, it’s because they never stop to think about what that means. They just accept without questioning. It’s a horrible way to go through life.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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