Christian Radio Host Prays to Defend Trump from “Hoodoo, Hooloo, Joodoo” December 4, 2019

Christian Radio Host Prays to Defend Trump from “Hoodoo, Hooloo, Joodoo”

Right-wing radio host Sheila Zilinsky, who once said the NFL was brainwashing viewers with gamma rays, somehow got even wackier yesterday when she recited a prayer aimed at critics of Donald Trump.

Joe Jervis has the transcript:

… We BIND the strongmen assigned to Donald J. Trump in the mighty name of Jesus. We cut and bring to naught the power of the spirit of the witch, the wizards, the warlocks, the witch doctors, the magi, the debonators, all sorcerers, high priests… sending attacks against him and God’s people. We SEVER the silver cords of every spirit that’s astral-projecting, even human spirits.

In the MIGHTY name of Jesus, we cut off every ritual, custom, ceremony, curse, hex, vex, spell, incantation, chant, evil spoken judgement, magic, evil prayer, dance, trance, animal and human sacrifices, drums, shells, beads, bones, candles, pins, nails, rituals, customs, voodoo, hoodoo, hooloo, joodoo, Santeria… Cut these supply lines off in the mighty name of Jesus!

Oh boy. I’m scared. I have no idea how to defend myself against voodoo, hoodoo, hooloo, or joodoo.

If anyone knows how to translate religious nutjobbery, please get in touch.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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