TX City Council Member: My Prayers Keep Witches and Satanists Out of Local Park September 13, 2019

TX City Council Member: My Prayers Keep Witches and Satanists Out of Local Park

Nothing weird about this. Just a Christian guy who’s staking out a local park before the sun comes up in order to keep the “witches and satan worshipers” away with his Jesus prayers.

I would normally just dismiss him as a kook… except that kook is Tim Kelly, a man who won a seat on the Cedar Park City Council in Texas this past May. He’s making decisions for the community… even though his favorite pastime is acting like some low-budget Christian Batman fighting enemies that exist only in his mind.

By the way, his favorite TV show is “Don’t watch TV. I don’t need to be programmed.” Buddy. You’re already programmed. You’re just turning off the wrong channel.

(Thanks to Jeff for the link)

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