If you walk into the Lowes home improvement store on Buckley Rd. in Aurora, Colorado, you may have a hard time reaching the manager. That’s because, according to the sign that store managers are supposed to use to publicize that information, the person running the store is Jesus.
Or at least a DVD of a movie called Jesus.
Was this a customer prank or a message from the actual manager?
I tried calling the store multiple times this week to reach Jesus — or figure out what was going on — but after being put on hold for more than 20 minutes over two calls (including transfers), I had to give up. The company’s corporate offices didn’t know what was happening, either, though my heart goes out to the poor customer service representative who responded to my questions with, “I… I don’t know how to handle this.”
(An email to company headquarters also didn’t get a response.)
Maybe one day Jesus will return and tell us all what’s going on.
(Thanks to @PauperThe for the link)