Melania Trump is, Again, Getting the White House Ready for Christmas in July July 24, 2019

Melania Trump is, Again, Getting the White House Ready for Christmas in July

What does the First Lady do all day when she’s not making excuses for Donald Trump‘s racism?

Now we know. Melania Trump is getting ready for Christmas. In July.

Well, that’s one way to avoid discussing Robert Mueller‘s testimony…

Maybe it’s good that she’s working on Christmas now since her previous attempts have resulted in visual horrors.

By the way, she began preparing for that eventual hellscape around the exact same time last year:

So this “July” thing isn’t new. It’s just weird. But it’s probably for the best when anyone in the Trump family is busy doing something mindless since the alternative could be much more disastrous.

Let’s just recognize the irony that she’s getting ready for a holiday honoring the birth of a Middle Eastern refugee whose family was told there was no room at the inn when… oh, you know.

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