If you’re not on Twitter, then you’re missing out on some delightful tweets under the trending hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid, taking a crack at Christian conservatives who are perfectly willing to look the other way while their preferred government commits all kinds of atrocities.
"Before I heal you, Imma gonna need proof of private insurance." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/sw75fkf10y
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 13, 2019
"I moved on her like a bitch… When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— LaurenBaratzLogsted (@LaurenBaratzL) July 13, 2019
You shall not wrong a stranger or oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of America…unless they are brown people seeking asylum…
In that case, lock their kids in cages without soap and toothbrush, and forget all my teachings. pic.twitter.com/bEmwsjJJsW
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 13, 2019
Love thy neighbour by putting them in cages. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) July 13, 2019
Take two of these and call me in the morning. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/IvgIEVL88g
— JCM416 (@JCM0416) July 13, 2019
Care for the widow and orphan, but only if they can pay for it. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— ReverendRef (@ReverendRef) July 13, 2019
My white skin burns so bad in this Jerusalem sun#ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Kimberly Wells (@KimberSwells) July 13, 2019
Anything good about Mike Pence #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/ilfZFmdNlJ
— Dan Emerson (@dscapp) July 13, 2019
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I’m a stable genius.
— Danny (@DannyPilkenton) July 13, 2019
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid:
1. Blessed are the rich.
2. Blessed are the boastful.
3. Blessed are they that avoid and ignore justice.
4. Blessed are the merciless.
5. Blessed are the warmongers.
6. Blessed are the corrupt at heart.
7. Blessed are they that perpetrate injustice.— Angel (@angelcintronjr) July 13, 2019
Starve the children. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— #TimeToImpeach – #IStandWithIlhan � (@MidSentryModern) July 13, 2019
Blessed be your AR-15, and woe to those who seeketh to take away thine Second Amendment Rights. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) July 13, 2019
Nailed it.
That one’s also on the list.
(Thanks to Jay for the link)
