MAGA Cultist: PA Rep. Brian Sims Must “Suck a Dick” To Prove To Me That He’s Gay May 11, 2019

MAGA Cultist: PA Rep. Brian Sims Must “Suck a Dick” To Prove To Me That He’s Gay

Brenden Dilley is a right-wing conspiracy theorist. You might think that means he believes nonsense like QAnon… and you’d be right. But the myth he perpetuated yesterday was one I’ve never heard before.

He was reacting to Pennsylvania State Rep. Brian Sims going to a local Planned Parenthood and confronting some of the protesters outside.

Dilley’s reaction? Sims isn’t actually gay. (What that has to do with the protesting is anyone’s guess.)

Dilley thinks the whole “gay” thing is an act designed to limit criticism of Sims. But if Sims truly is gay, there’s one way he can prove it…

Brian Sims. You guys ready?

This dude’s not fucking gay. Sims doesn’t like the dick. The rumor in Pennsylvania is that Sims pretends to be gay because it provides coverage for his behavior. Because he knows that anybody who goes against him can be accused of being called a bigot. The rumor in the political circles in PA is this motherfucker is straight.

… Fuck that. I don’t think he’s gay. I don’t think he’s gay. And I think we need to prove it.

Sims, you wanted to bring the fucking heat on yourself, the attention. Here’s your homework. Find me Sims’ girlfriend.

This dude is not gay, I’m telling you.

I’m telling you, we should fucking demand we see him suck a dick before we’ll believe he’s gay. You’re not gay, dude. Suck a dick. I don’t believe you! Nope! I think you’re just pretending to be gay. Suck a dick, dude. Suck a dick. A gay guy would do it. Suck a dick. Go.

Brenden Dilley thinks about two men having sex more than evangelical pastors do. (And you know those guys think about nothing else.)

It’s unclear whether Dilley wants Sims to “prove it” on him. Or in front of him. Or how, exactly, he wants this proof to be delivered. Needless to say, gay men aren’t his personal pets who are supposed to perform sexually on demand in order to assuage his conspiracy theories.

I’ve asked Sims for comment on the video, and I assure you that was the weirdest email request I’ve ever made of an elected official.

(via Right Wing Watch)


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