Jim Bakker: Buy $3,000 Worth of My Food Buckets and “Put ‘Em Under Your Bed”

Televangelist Jim Bakker is known for selling Giant Buckets O’ Food to gullible Christians who think the End Times are approaching.

That also creates a problem: If you buy mass quantities of food that you don’t need to use anytime soon, where do you store them?

No problem! Bakker has an answer! Just stick the 24 buckets — worth $3,000 — under your bed.

… and you can put ’em under your bed. People actually put bricks to bring their bed up a little bit… I mean, if you don’t have a place to put ’em, I’d rather have that space under the bed, instead of for shoes, put the food there.

There was a time when Bakker said you should just build furniture out of those buckets. Which I can only assume means he wants you to make a bed out of buckets, then place more buckets under your bucket bed. Just like it says in the Bible. Somewhere.

(via Right Wing Watch)