That also creates a problem: If you buy mass quantities of food that you don’t need to use anytime soon, where do you store them?
No problem! Bakker has an answer! Just stick the 24 buckets — worth $3,000 — under your bed.
So, you've just spent $3,000 on 24 buckets of Jim Bakker's End Times prepper food, but where do you store it all? Why not just put it under your bed? pic.twitter.com/GyIreKxAzy
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 8, 2019
… and you can put ’em under your bed. People actually put bricks to bring their bed up a little bit… I mean, if you don’t have a place to put ’em, I’d rather have that space under the bed, instead of for shoes, put the food there.
There was a time when Bakker said you should just build furniture out of those buckets. Which I can only assume means he wants you to make a bed out of buckets, then place more buckets under your bucket bed. Just like it says in the Bible. Somewhere.
(via Right Wing Watch)