Christian “Prophet”: Satan’s Chemtrails Are Blocking Us from “God’s Frequency” May 7, 2019

Christian “Prophet”: Satan’s Chemtrails Are Blocking Us from “God’s Frequency”

“Firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor, the subject of the Liberty University-connected film The Trump Prophecy, said on the “Blessed to Teach” program this weekend that Satan is using chemtrails to block people from experiencing God.

Because when you’ve embraced the conspiracy theory known as religion, why stop there?

Taylor claimed that “everything in life gives off a frequency” and that “all of creation cries out to God in the frequency, they’re actually worshiping God,” and so Satan is using chemtrails to turn human beings into “giant antennas” through to which he can beam a competing frequency that will “block” humanity from being able to hear God’s frequency.

“The chemtrails, all the spraying is to detract us from hearing God’s frequency,” he said. “They are spraying aluminum and barium in the chemtrails and if you look on the periodic table — barium is BA, aluminum is AL; it spells BAAL.”

“That’s deep,” Taylor said. “That’s no coincidence.”

That’s a coincidence.

My favorite part of the nutcase theory is how Satan’s chemtrails only manage to penetrate non-Christians. I guess Christians repel barium. Somehow I don’t remember which Bible verse explains all this, but it’s surely in there. Taylor wouldn’t just make something up without proof, would he?

(via Right Wing Watch)

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