Sometimes, in an effort to make a theological point, Christians just hand a mic over to Twitter so everyone can do a collective drop. So let’s all thank Creationist Eric Hovind.
How would you like your relationship with your wife if it looked just like your relationship with Christ?
- She would leave and never come back.
- I would nail her regularly.
- The frequency of sex wouldn’t change.
- I would be single.
- She would always assume I know what she’s talking about.
- I would get a divorce quickly.
- She would always want credit for the things I did.
- She would never shut up about her daddy.
- I would constantly wonder about her guy friends.
What else have you got, readers?
(Thanks to Tracey for the link)