Enjoy Trolling Your Religious Relatives With These Bible-Themed Pillows February 7, 2019

Enjoy Trolling Your Religious Relatives With These Bible-Themed Pillows

If you’re eager to troll your religious relatives, here’s the way to do it. Just give them these small pillows for their homes. They look welcoming and faith-based… but only until you look up the Bible verses in question.

Psalm 137:9Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

Numbers 25:6-12 – When Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, saw this, he left the assembly, took a spear in his hand and followed the Israelite into the tent. He drove the spear into both of them, right through the Israelite man and into the woman’s stomach. Then the plague against the Israelites was stopped; but those who died in the plague numbered 24,000.

Ezekiel 23:20There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

How long will it take before they figure it out…?

(via Heretic Happy Hour)

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