Dave Daubenmire: Jesus Would Have Been an Inside Linebacker on a Football Team February 3, 2019

Dave Daubenmire: Jesus Would Have Been an Inside Linebacker on a Football Team

I know atheists often roll their eyes at certain theological debates, as if it’s possible to discern what Jesus thought about topics that weren’t around thousands of years ago, but this is a new one for me: What position would Jesus play on a football team?

Don’t worry. “Coach” Dave Daubenmire has you covered. Jesus would be an inside linebacker. And the pastors who treat Jesus like a sissy volleyball player are doing a disservice to the faith.

… If you were to put Him in the athletic world, Jesus was an inside linebacker… He was an inside linebacker. He was a strong safety coming off the corner. He was a bull-headed… fullback leading the tailback through the hole… And the guys in the pulpit cannot deal with guys like that…

Glad that’s settled. Jesus was apparently every player on the team except the punter. Because that would just be silly.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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