This is the Two-Minute Retelling of the Nativity Story You Won’t Hear in Church December 27, 2018

This is the Two-Minute Retelling of the Nativity Story You Won’t Hear in Church

A virgin birth? Walking through the desert to give birth in a barn? Myrrh?!

The story of the birth of Jesus has a lot of plot holes, which is why this version of the Nativity, told with a Boston accent, makes a lot more sense than anything you saw at a church over Christmas. (Warning: The language is NSFW… so don’t turn the volume up in public.)

I want to quote the entire damn thing, but that would spoil it. So just enjoy the best two minutes you’ll spend all day.

And then be sure to check out his version of Noah’s Ark, too.

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