Christian “Prophetess” Sells 2019 Calendar With Heavenly “Hosts” (a.k.a. Clouds) November 21, 2018

Christian “Prophetess” Sells 2019 Calendar With Heavenly “Hosts” (a.k.a. Clouds)

Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess,” who thinks Heaven is home to cows driving tractors and a city made entirely out of Jell-O, is now selling a 2019 calendar.

What’s in it? Whatever you imagine, I assure you you’re wrong.

I thought at first she was just selling a cloud-of-the-month calendar since that’s what all the pictures are… just random images of clouds. But she said in a recent video (around the 10:50 and 15:20 marks) that we’re actually looking at “hosts of heaven” breathing godly things into the air.

… Here is March. And I hope you can see this well, but in the very center of this calendar is one of the hosts — one of the army members of Heaven — and out of his mouth is coming the breath of God.

Uh-huh. Right. God’s breath, caught on camera. Or maybe just clouds.

Whatever we’re looking at, it’s $24.00 + shipping.

Look at the sky and pretending the clouds are taking on a certain shape? Still free.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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