We know the story of Noah’s Ark makes no sense whatsoever. But this guy with a Boston accent does a pretty good job of ridiculing everything in just 90 seconds.
Sure, there’s profanity throughout… but that only makes his rant more glorious.

Noah's Ark in under 2 minutes- Boston Style. pic.twitter.com/acroqUNc1b
— Sarge The Protector (@BastardProphet) August 30, 2018
Ark Encounter should just be that video, played on a loop. I like this guy. He’s like the anti-Feuerstein… but with a better hat.
(Thanks to Tom for the link)