Can anyone interpret this church sign seen in Zion, Illinois and tell me what the hell the answer’s supposed to be?

I assume they want everyone to be “under the control” of Jesus… but that doesn’t sound appealing at all.
(Thanks to @MightyGodSwill
Can anyone interpret this church sign seen in Zion, Illinois and tell me what the hell the answer’s supposed to be?
I assume they want everyone to be “under the control” of Jesus… but that doesn’t sound appealing at all.
(Thanks to @MightyGodSwill
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