Jim Bakker: Buy My Coffee! You Can Trade It for a Car When the End Times Arrive July 2, 2018

Jim Bakker: Buy My Coffee! You Can Trade It for a Car When the End Times Arrive

Televangelist Jim Bakker wants you to buy his survival coffee. And if you do, when the End Times are here, people will be so desperate for a cup of Jesus java, they’ll trade you anything for a packet of it.

Even a car.

When the End Times arrive, Bakker said, a bucket of coffee is going to be worth its weight in gold.

What do you think that is worth if the sun don’t shine?” he asked. “What will it be worth if the power goes out and there’s no truck’s running [due to an] EMP bomb or whatever they’re talking about for these Last Day events? This two gallon bucket of packs of coffee, you could trade them for whatsoever you want. You could probably get a new car for one packet of coffee.

He explained all that after explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save us and that people with an “Antichrist spirit” are trying to kill him.

How did he segue from that to coffee? Raw talent, people. Raw talent.

It’s never a good sign when your advertisement for coffee has nothing to do with how tasty it is. Unlike his Giant Buckets of Food, he’s not even drinking the coffee while promoting it. Yikes.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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