This is Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Religious Relatives Set You Up on a Date April 25, 2018

This is Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Religious Relatives Set You Up on a Date

Be grateful that your relatives aren’t trying to fix you up with someone. Sophie Duker was considering it until her aunt told her who the special guy was.

It didn’t work out, especially since Jesus was already seeing other people.

She’s better off avoiding Him… or saying yes, then Ghosting Him. On the other hand, many commenters point out that Jesus is hung. And I heard He’s coming again real soon. (This is too easy, people.)

Actually, several commenters shared similar text exchanges on Twitter, which makes me wonder if this is some new, acceptable form of proselytizing.

(Thanks to John for the link)

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