These Christian Break-Up Lines Will End Your Relationship in a God-Pleasing Way February 24, 2018

These Christian Break-Up Lines Will End Your Relationship in a God-Pleasing Way

There’s no shortage of cheesy (borderline inappropriate) Christian pick-up lines — like “Would you like prayer, because I’d like to lay my hands on you” — but comedian John Crist just did the faith a huge service by putting together this compilation of Christian break-up lines.

My personal favorite: “Are you a short-term mission trip? Because you’re doing more harm than good.”

I can’t believe he missed the obvious Buh-BYE-ble joke.

(via John Crist)


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