The Christian Version of Amazon’s Echo Will Ruin Your Date Night

Christian substitutes for secular pop culture are always worse than the real thing. They’re too preachy, caring far more about evangelizing than producing art that anyone outside their bubble would ever want to consume.

Comedian John Crist found out the hard way that there’s a Christian version of the Amazon Echo, too.

You know that machine would automatically set the alarm for early Sunday morning whether or not you wanted it to.

(via johnbcrist)