Did you know we’re finally going to win the war in Afghanistan 16 years after it began? We are. And it’s because Donald Trump and God are now working together… unlike all those other presidents I thought God put in office.
Evangelist Kenneth Copeland, who I can only assume was flying around on his multi-million dollar private jet, called into his own Believers Voice of Victory network during Trump’s Afghanistan address to explain why we would finally be successful in the War That Never Ends.
“Everything changes today,” Copeland said. “I believe with all my heart — and I didn’t hear this from the Lord, I just know this from being around a long time — I believe with all my heart that this is truly the beginning of the end. I really do, because this man has adopted correct procedures.”
“This man [Trump] has put himself in the hands of God,” he continued. “We’re watching the spirit of God give new birth to this nation and we’re going back to the principles — it’s like going back and dancing with the one that brung ya — I mean he’s going back to the principles of this nation that won every war we ever fought until we changed those principles.”
It’s amazing how wars that began under the last president Republican Jesus put into office will only end now that Barack Obama is out of office.
You would think a man who assured his followers that God called and anointed Ted Cruz to be president would lay off the predictions.
(via Right Wing Watch)