Over the weekend, in San Antonio, 29-year-old Stefan Stewart was allegedly caught in the bedroom of his 4-year-old relative. Both of them had their pants down when the boy’s mother walked in. The boy said Stewart was hurting him.
The affidavit says Stewart started apologizing to the victim’s mother and blamed his actions on his medication and the devil.
“The victim’s mom offered to pray with the suspect (Stewart), but he said the devil had already left him,” according to the affidavit.
I guess this puts exorcists out of business, too, since all you apparently need to get rid of the devil is a relative who walks in on you while you’re in the middle of what appears to be an act of child sexual abuse.
The affidavit went on to say that Stewart is totally straight. (Which, by the way, is an excuse we’ve heard from many accused Catholic priests.)
“The suspect said that he was not ‘gay,’ and that the only reason his DNA would be on the victim… is because he changed his diaper at an earlier time during the day,” according to the affidavit.
I change diapers every day. My DNA doesn’t get anywhere because why the hell would it?
Stewart remains in the Bexar County Jail right now on a $75,000 bond. For the sake of the child, let’s hope justice is served.
(Thanks to @robrobbyrobert for the link)