Have you ever laughed at religious people who find an open parking space and see it as a blessing from God? As if that’s the best way for the Most Powerful Being Ever to show you that He cares…
Well, Apostle Melvin Thompson III from Pennsylvania found a way to top that. He knows God is #blessing him because a vending machine accidentally gave him two cans of soda instead of one.
Your #blessing can’t be cancelled in this month of #June
This #vending machine yesterday gave me two sodas for the price of one. As it was coming out the system tried to #cancel it but it was too late.
This month God is about to distribute #DOUBLE for your DISTRESS! Systematic attempts to stop it will be useless because what’s #COMING can’t be CANCELLED.
Sure, children are starving in Africa. But God so loves the world that He gave Melvin Thompson III His one and only second bottle of Coca-Cola.
Even sadder are all the “amens” and “hallelujahs” in the comments section of that post. Not a single person (whose comment is still up, anyway) said to him, “Maybe, just maybe, that’s a broken machine and not Jesus giving us a sign.”
Chris Rice of Museum of Idolatry also wants to know:
What about the vending machine owner? He lost profit. Shouldn’t an apostle of Jesus possibly find a way to give the vending machine owner his money back instead of claiming an extra soda as a sign of God’s favor?
Obviously, the machine’s owner is a heathen and this was just God’s warning shot.