Go home, everyone. The Church of Satan has won the internet.
While the Church of Satan — not to be confused with The Satanic Temple — isn’t the evil organization people seem to think it is, it’s still amusing to see Satanists distance themselves from Donald Trump if for no other reason than it makes for some entertaining headlines.
In case you’re wondering, the ball-touching was not a Satanic ritual. Or any other sort of ritual for that matter. Trump, Saudi Arabia’s King Salman, and Egypt’s President Abdel Fatah al-Sissi were placing their hands on a globe to mark the opening of the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Riyadh.
But why let the facts get in the way of a good joke? That’s practically the motto for this administration.