Some People Can Quote the Bible in Every Situation… Even When It’s Completely Unnecessary May 2, 2017

Some People Can Quote the Bible in Every Situation… Even When It’s Completely Unnecessary

By Hemant Mehta
May 2, 2017

When the Bible was written, God clearly had a mall in mind.

AppleBibleMallCrist

Oh, lululemon… He will not tempt you beyond what you can handle.

I thought it was a nice touch for comedian John Crist to completely avoid the Apple Store.

(Thanks to Scott for the link)

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