While street-preaching in Hong Kong, Angela Cummings pulled out an Easter Bunny and began screaming about anyone who took the symbols of the holiday seriously.
How many people do Easter Egg hunts? Are you aware that Easter bunnies don’t even hatch eggs? How stupid is that? But, yet, this mall has chocolate eggs all over it! And you’re doing like this to me [makes universal “crazy” gesture] like I’m crazy! Bunnies. Don’t. Poop. Eggs. And I’m crazy?!
That was followed by some bizarre performance art involving the Devil keeping her in chains, a litany of personal information no one asked to hear, and a desire to see Oprah and Barack Obama and Catholics profess their love for Jesus. (Because, you know, none of them are real Christians.)
And, lo, no one was converted on that day.