Global Vision Bible Church Pastor Greg Locke, who doesn’t understand the Streisand effect, made a video back in February in which he was furious that someone made a donation to Planned Parenthood in his name. What really set him off was the “thank you” card he received in return.
He was so mad, he said he was “lit”… which I guess is hipster-pastor-speak for being completely self-unaware.
Hey, guys. Pastor Greg Locke here.
So today in the mail, I got a shocking and very interesting card. It came from Planned Parenthood, which is a very strange organization to be sending me anything at all, because everyone knows my very bold and biblical stand against them. But here’s what’s interesting. Here’s what the card said:
Dear Greg Locke,
Planned Parenthood Federation of America is pleased to let you know that a generous and thoughtful donation has been made in your honor by — and then apparently the hater’s name was [woman’s name] in Houston, Texas, and it doesn’t say how much it was — and then sincerely, you know, the Richards lady that runs Planned Parenthood.
But, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how big or how small it was. It was an absolutely waste of your money and the stamp was an absolutely waste of your money as well.
Don’t ever send me any more nonsense from Planned Parenthood.
There has never been an organization in the world that has killed more innocent people — other than radical Islam — than that of Planned Parenthood.
Look, I’m just gonna say it boldly whether you like it or not: Planned Parenthood does not give the flip of a wooden nickel about women’s health care. It’s a bunch of deceptive individuals that are in it for the money, that have been known to sell baby parts on the black market, and they have done nothing but butcher innocent lives for years.
So as far as I’m concerned, I don’t care if I ever get another piece of literature from you guys again. Because you’re just wasting your money to send me this nonsense.
So if nothing else becomes of this video, I at least want everyone to know that Pastor Greg Locke has absolutely, positively, teetotaling nothing to do with Planned Parenthood, and I don’t want my name associated with this wicked mess.
Just save your stamps, Planned Parenthood, because every time you send me a thank you letter, it’s going right in the garbage where it belongs.
Y’all can keep butchering babies. I’m gonna keep speaking the truth.
Besides spreading a lot of misinformation about what Planned Parenthood does — they don’t sell babies parts on the black market… or any market, for that matter — he inspired a hell of a lot of you to donate to the organization in his name.
It’s not like it was hard to do. We even posted instructions on this site:
1) Just click here.
2) Make the donation of your choice ($5 minimum).
3) Click on the box that says “Yes, my gift is in honor or in memory of someone special.”
4) Make your gift in the name of:
Pastor Greg Locke
2060 Old Lebanon Dirt Rd.
Mt. Juliet, TN 37122
(That’s his church’s publicly available address, not his personal one. No doxxing going on here.)
5) Wait for your personalized video from Pastor Greg Locke. Because it’s undoubtedly coming.
We don’t know exactly how many people donated or how much they gave to Planned Parenthood in Locke’s name, but he sure as hell got the notes of appreciation.
We’ll just call that his Locke Box.
The video includes the description: “DEAR PLANNED PARENTHOOD, CUTE MOVE BUT YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG PASTOR. #PleaseShareThis” (Because Christians love the Caps Lock key almost as much as they love Jesus).
Many of you know that, about a month ago, I put out a video saying that someone had donated money to Planned Parenthood in my name and I did not appreciate the thank you letter.
Well, little did I know that that video was going to cause so much media frenzy. It went viral very, very quickly, and what has happened since then, is I have received hundreds and hundreds — did I mention hundreds? — of letters like this, as well as some of the most vitriolic, hate-filled, mean-spirited things that you could ever imagine.
Hundreds of them from people all around the country, and literally around the world. People mailing me here at the church tampons, contraceptives, you name it, sex toys, all different types of despicable things, just to prove their point.
Well, I’d like to prove my point.
First of all, I’m still very much against the murder of unborn babies that you like to call abortion. And, Ms. Richards, I know that you say that you’re standing up for women’s rights, which I find to be a glaring contradiction, since you butcher nearly 500 girls every single day of the year.
However, here’s what I’d like to say: It was one simple little card that caused a viral stir, and now we literally have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hate-filled crazy mail and hundreds of thank you cards from Planned Parenthood.
So what are we gonna do with ’em?
Well, first of all, we’re gonna use our punchback opportunity this month to raise even more money for Right to Life, not for Planned Parenthood. Because I don’t want my name associated with y’all’s foolishness and nonsense whatsoever.
But on April 27 — that’s a Thursday, April the 27 — at noon, in our nation’s capitol, at your $19.7 million dollar beautiful facility, we’re going to come and guess what? I’m gonna pray with folks, meet and greet folks, pray outside of your organization, outside of your building, and you know what? I guess sending me all this mail wasn’t wasted. Because at noon on April the 27, I’m going to be there in person [dumps box] to give it all back.
Can’t wait to see you, Planned Parenthood.
I’m sure everyone at Planned Parenthood is scared of Locke’s notes and prayers…
But if he’s going to go through all the trouble of visiting their headquarters, we might as well give him more thank you cards to take there. So use the instructions above and make another donation to Planned Parenthood in Locke’s name.
I mean, he’s practically begging us to do it so his response can be even bigger.
And, in a perverse way, if he wants to raise more money for an anti-abortion group through his church, we should really challenge the congregation by making the bar for success even higher.
Donate to Planned Parenthood. Help women. Tell them Pastor Locke sent you.